Men are hard to please

The problem with GUYS:

If u treat him nicely, he says u r in LOVE with him;
If u dun, he says u r PROUD.

If u dress nicely, he says u r trying to LURE him;
If u dun, he says u r from KAMPUNG.

If u argue with him, he says u r STUBBORN;
If u keep quiet, he says u have NO BRAIN.

If u r smarter than him, he will LOSE FACE;
If he is smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u dun love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u love him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u dun make love with him, he says u DUN LOVE him.
If u do, he says u r CHEAP.

If u tell him ur problem, he says u r TROUBLESOME;
If u dun, he says that u DUN TRUST him.

If u scold him, u r like a NANNY to him;
If he scolds u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u break ur promise,u CANNOT be TRUSTED;
If he breaks his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u smoke, u r BAD girl;
If he smokes, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do well in ur exam, he says it's LUCK;
If he does, it's BRAINS.

If u hurt him, u r CRUEL;
If he hurts u, u r too SENSITIVE.

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!

If u share this with guys, they will swear that it is NOT TRUE;
If u dun, they will say u r SELFISH.

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I read this from an email..long time ago..
share with u all now..
guys, is it true???
i found some are true..